I’m pretty sure I make this text post every time I shave, but literally if you’ve never shaved and then spent the following day just rubbing your legs all over everything like a sex crazed cricket, then something is wrong with you.
I pay an insane racist…
YOU’VE WHAT
ROSE
I NEED TO SEE YOU NOW
Ha, just the usual back and sides, don’t get excited. Still ridiculously long and fluffy on the top. Which was my nickname in high school.
Picture of my face coming up shortly.
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jennitheodd reblogged this from apiphile and added:
Back when I shaved my legs regularly, this was pretty much the main reason why.
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Ha, just the usual back and sides, don’t get excited. Still ridiculously long and fluffy on the top. Which was my...
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apiphile reblogged this from ihavecake and added:
racist… YOU’VE WHAT ROSE...NEED TO SEE YOU NOW
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theshamblehouse reblogged this from ihavecake and added:
nothing. It feels amaaaaaaazing
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tuperting said:
Like a sex crazed cricket
LIKE A SEX CRAZED CRICKET
That sums me up tbh
