I’m pretty sure I make this text post every time I shave, but literally if you’ve never shaved and then spent the following day just rubbing your legs all over everything like a sex crazed cricket, then something is wrong with you.
I pay an insane racist woman to rip all the hairs of my legs while refraining from comment on the fact that I am hideously fat, but the aftereffects are the same.
Also if you’ve buzzed your head to a grade 4 or shorter.
I have done both today. I will be rubbing myself A LOT this evening.
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jennitheodd reblogged this from apiphile and added:
Back when I shaved my legs regularly, this was pretty much the main reason why.
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ihavecake reblogged this from apiphile and added:
Ha, just the usual back and sides, don’t get excited. Still ridiculously long and fluffy on the top. Which was my...
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apiphile reblogged this from ihavecake and added:
racist… YOU’VE WHAT ROSE...NEED TO SEE YOU NOW
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theshamblehouse reblogged this from ihavecake and added:
nothing. It feels amaaaaaaazing
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tuperting said:
Like a sex crazed cricket
LIKE A SEX CRAZED CRICKET
That sums me up tbh
