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For my best friend’s birthday a few years back, I decided to make her Neil the Croissant and Porky the Pork Pie - plush versions of a three-minute skit in a radio sketch show nobody listened to.

Proudest I’ve ever been.

Oh my God.

I’m having a crisis.

This is, legitimately, the coolest thing I have seen in a very long time.

It is also, frankly, mind-blowing to know that someone else fans over The Department to the level I do.

AHHHH! Come here, fellow fangirl, let me love you! I will never stop loving that series and everything Zaltzman, Addison and Oliver get up to. (If they ever did anything together ever again, I may legitimately die of joy.)

MARVELLOUS

It is so very nice to meet you! I have this crazy urge to ask you millions of questions.

What’s your favourite episode?

Who’s your favourite character?

Do you use quotes from it in your everyday life that no one gets or is that just me?

I know the feeling, BTW. If they joined up, again, I’d probably never get to hear it. I’d just shout ‘OH HELL’S BELLS, IT’S TEAM 32!’ and promptly snuff it.

I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIF

What’s your favourite episode?

AHHHH, favourite episode. Ummm… It might be Health mainly because when the downloads first popped up I didn’t download that one and then like 2 years after I realised it so it was like finding a brand new episode! But then I adore Terrorism for John’s impression of a giant mechanical moth (which Chris described as one of his favourite things) and Education for their medieval/drunken/slave schools. To be honest, I love skits from so many of them!

Who’s your favourite character?

It’sa toss-up between Victor or Keith. Because I love dick-heads. Or Wendy! The Maris to Lazlo’s Niles. <3

Do you use quotes from it in your everyday life that no one gets or is that just me?

I do! I say things are “affecting my snooker” when I get too obsessed. And I say “Helllooooo” like the European Constitution Land mascot. I say others things but I can’t remember them and I’m getting mixed up with Bugle quotes. Oh! The “statistics are like puppets” quote I say a lot when people read out shit from newspapers.

It was enough for me when Chris spoke about John on 7 Day Sunday with Andy. I nearly passed out then. But them all together… *swoooon*

(But I was present at the Fringe shows John and Andy did together last August and Daniel Kitson shouted at them to get their wangs out and have a sword fight. I will never stop repeating this fact until the day I die.)

Well this has made me very happy.