:o
Okay, stop everything. This is the pinnacle of the internet.
If you like Withnail and I, Star Wars or a combination of the two, watch this.
This will always make me cry with the most painful laughter. Genius.
You scored 67 Heterosexuality, 30 Homosexuality, and 35 Asexuality!
more straight than i thought… does it mean anything that i was thinking about a fictional and also non-human character for half of those questions??
You scored 42 Heterosexuality, 47 Homosexuality, and 16 Asexuality!
yep sounds about right
You scored 56 Heterosexuality, 11 Homosexuality, and 37 Asexuality!
i dont even know what to think of myself so i cant give my comment on these results O.O
You scored 69 Heterosexuality, 6 Homosexuality, and 39 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive. The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender. A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.
Seems pretty spot-on.
I’m hetero but asexual cool
You scored 84 Heterosexuality, 2 Homosexuality, and 25 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.
The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.
A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.
sounds accurate enough douo
I used the difference between my score and my sister’s when I came out to my parents the proper way. She was 84 heterosexual, 2 homosexual, 33 asexual; I was 9 heterosexual, 17 homosexual and 84 asexual :B
My aceness was higher than 93% of my peers and my heterosexuality higher than only 4%. Alas I will never be straight XD
It’s a quiz, but it was a helpful way to analyse the two of us in a standardised way.
You scored 16 Heterosexuality, 45 Homosexuality, and 78 Asexuality!
This is quite a bit more gay than I expected, but close enough. (Apparently I’m more gay than 75% of my peers and more ace than 90%.)
You scored 56 Heterosexuality, 40 Homosexuality, and 75 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to low sex drive. You might even be asexual.The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.Biromantic mostly asexualist. Sounds like me.You scored 58 Heterosexuality, 43 Homosexuality, and 25 Asexuality!
You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.Correct! Kinsey 2, almost permanently randy. Thwarted, however, by being incapable of interacting with other humans.
You scored 58 Heterosexuality, 62 Homosexuality, and 12 Asexuality!
You are bisexual (with no preference for either gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical.Inaccurate, I have a much increased preference for women over men, but the questions were like “would you sleep with” and “have you been attracted to”, not “given the option which would you go for”, so I’d say it’s closer to 25% straight and 75% gay. The Asexuality percentage is bang on, though. I HAVE FRIENDS FOR EMOTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS, I WANT PHYSICAL ONES.Edit: Also I apparently more gay than everyone else in this comment chain. I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL.
You scored 42 Heterosexuality, 72 Homosexuality, and 18 Asexuality!
I HAVE OUTGAYED YOU, DEREK.
One day I will bake a cake just so that I can quote this. My mum actually has the best boiled fruit cake recipe so it would be killing two birds with one stone :D.
my *mother* quotes this at people when she’s made fruitcake.
Lestrade - The Reichenbach Fall
This really does make it look like he could have his own series. I would watch the hell out of it.
I would watch a series about Greg Lestrade of the Yard.
I would watch a series about Rupert Graves’ teddy bear face and the things it does.
“All of my signs are inspired by ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE SIGNS, immortalised by fans of humorous translation all over the world.”
All Your Sign Are Belong To Us
(I’m determined to work ‘hullabaloo’ into every conversation from now on)





